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My dad just dropped a bowl of pasta on the floor and it went everywhere, and he stared at it for like 5 minutes, sighed and then said ‘sometimes it lasts in love, but sometimes it hurts instead’ and then he walked off without cleaning it up.
I told my dad a post about him has nearly 40k notes and he told me that he doesn’t understand what ‘tumblrering’ is but he doesn’t want to be involved in my lonely shenanigans.
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Post reblogged from armadildo with 25,364 notes
laaaz chreesmas i gabe ju my haart pero like da bery nexx day ju gabe it awaaaay :’(
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Post reblogged from Hello with 86,963 notes
i hate when the teacher ends a lesson early and gives the class time to talk with each other because im always just sitting there alone for 10 minutes like
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Post reblogged from Hello with 113,955 notes
i’m weird ok
but when i say i’m weird i don’t mean like your cute and quirky girlfriend
i mean fucking weird
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Post reblogged from Hello with 81,127 notes
It’s kind of ridiculous that you’re expected to get out of bed EVERY day
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Video reblogged from armadildo with 74,690 notes
Boy records interview with his future self in 1992 and has a conversation with himself in 2012
I expected to watch this and shed a nostalgic tear, instead I cried tears of laughter.
i watched this like five times yesterday because its amazing
this is pretty hilarious lmao
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